From 0 to 150 in under 4 seconds

[Sprocket]

@hemibee This joke made me think your BD comments

"You never surprise me," a woman moaned to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for my birthday. Something that accelerates from 0 to 150 in under 4 seconds ... and I'd prefer a blue one!" she hinted.
Happy and excited, she counted down the days for her birthday.
And, finally, she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her.

He's dead now.... but he died a legend..

 

[shanered6]

i'll remember that one for next year !

 

[Rocky]

 

[CarlS]

 

[Village Idiot]

i'll remember that one for next year !

You'd probably be wiser (and healthier) if you rethink the whole thing!!!

 

[keystiger]

 

[Mad On Triumphs]

Nice one

 

[hemibee]

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[triumph david]

i'm not going to tell my wife this one!!!!

 

[Village Idiot]

There's an ancient Greek (I believe) saying: "It is a wise man who knows which path NOT to follow!" It appears that you are a very wise man!!

 

[hemibee]

It's a proven fact that women with a large derrière live longer than men who point out the size of their derrière.


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