Slipping over in garage would be excitement in my life.
Several months ago, saw my general practitioner because of a knee issue. Sent me for a urgent x-ray (two weeks wait). That led to another wait for an MRI (about four weeks). Then waited another few weeks to get a letter stating I've been put in a five-months wait list from date of letter for a consultation in an orthopedic department. Then, I'll go in another wait list for surgery. It's said people are now waiting one to two years for surgery, that might not be the case.
For 59 years I'd never kickstarted a Triumph. A Triumph had never kicked me. Two years after I did start kicking a Triumph, and it occasionally kicked me, my right knee's gone funny. Might be a coincidence of course.