Urgent Warning for Friday

[Gromit]

URGENT WARNING..........


ALIENS ARE COMING TO EARTH ON FRIDAY AND THEIR MISSION IS TO ABDUCT ALL LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.

YOU WILL BE SAFE, BUT I'M JUST E-MAILING YOU TO SAY BYE.

 

[littleloon]

:y24: :y24: :y24: But NO, I will not be safe :y72: :y72: :y72:

 

[CarlS]

:y24: :y24:

 

[Merlin]

:y24: :y24:

 

[DaveM]

:y24: :y24: :y24: Good one :y18:

 

[fuzzy]

[quote author=Gromit link=topic=1069.msg7031#msg7031 date=1218722826]
URGENT WARNING..........


ALIENS ARE COMING TO EARTH ON FRIDAY AND THEIR MISSION IS TO ABDUCT ALL LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.

YOU WILL BE SAFE, BUT I'M JUST E-MAILING YOU TO SAY BYE.


[/quote]

I wrapped myself in tin foil, connected copper wires to my ears and communicated with the Aliens. They have a message for you:

"Don't quit your job."

They were here last week, too. They took Lioness and replaced her with Penny. :silent:

 

[Gromit]

[quote author=fuzzy link=topic=1069.msg7072#msg7072 date=1218729567]
I wrapped myself in tin foil, connected copper wires to my ears and communicated with the Aliens. They have a message for you:

"Don't quit your job."

They were here last week, too. They took Lioness and replaced her with Penny. :silent:
[/quote]
:y24: :y24: :y24:

 

[DaveM]

:y24: :y24: :y24: This is too much :y115:

 

[Sunshine Jim]

heh!

goodun!

 

[Merlin]

[quote author=fuzzy link=topic=1069.msg7072#msg7072 date=1218729567]
I wrapped myself in tin foil, connected copper wires to my ears and communicated with the Aliens. They have a message for you:

"Don't quit your job."

They were here last week, too. They took Lioness and replaced her with Penny. :silent:
[/quote]

Brilliant Fuzzy :y24: :y24: :y18:

 

[mjj338]

Beam me up Scotty

 

[Dschief]

I thought they were just coming for Issac Hayes?

 

[dazco]

Should i hide my speedy or are they only after great looking sexy people?

 

[Gromit]

[quote author=dazco link=topic=1069.msg7153#msg7153 date=1218756272]
Should i hide my speedy or are they only after great looking sexy people?
[/quote]
To ride a speedy, you have to be great looking and sexy. Gotta match the bike you know!

 

[Lioness]

They were here last week, too. They took Lioness and replaced her with Penny. :silent:
[/quote]


Thats because Lioness was one good looking chic! They replaced her with an old granny chic.

 

[FarsideMichael]

I'll be around to switch the lights off

 

[bigandaft]

Well I see that most of you are there still.

From the bridge of the starship "Enterprise"

 

[Gromit]

Princess Leia phoned - she says she didn't want any competition for Han Solo's affections so they struck me and Littleloon off the Friday abduction list.

 

[CarlS]

[quote author=Penny link=topic=1069.msg7187#msg7187 date=1218780536]
They were here last week, too. They took Lioness and replaced her with Penny. :silent:



Thats because Lioness was one good looking chic! They replaced her with an old granny chic.
[/quote]

Penny, that seemed to have happened to a lot of us! :y114:

 

[fuzzy]

[quote author=Penny link=topic=1069.msg7187#msg7187 date=1218780536]
They were here last week, too. They took Lioness and replaced her with Penny. :silent:



Thats because Lioness was one good looking chic! They replaced her with an old granny chic.
[/quote]

With yellow teeth.