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Okay, so the missus is watching this cooking program.

There's this lady on the telly, Paula something-or-other, making Southern style food.

Erm, I have to ask - What is the life expectancy of the average adult in the South of the USA?

Daaaaaaaaaaamn! I've never seen so much butter salt and sugar in anything before!

Deep fried everything! lol

Ah, perhaps this cholesterol thing is a myth invented by the hippies.

bwahahahahahaha

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Most of her food is fake, not real Southern Food. She is the long lost twin sister of Paul Sr on American Chopper. . . puts on a good show but has no quality to it. They don't show real Southern Cooking on any of the shows. Paula shows how she cooks in her business by hiding the real taste behind all the tricks to cover up poor cooking skills. Anybody could make anything seem to taste good by covering it up with butter and salt. Real Southern Cooking brings out the true flavor of the food being cooked.
 
Actually Hemi is right. Paulas "southern cooking" is to southern food as Taco Bell is to REAL Mexican food. Basically not even close.


Well, to be honest about it....what WE call Mexican food is more like Tex-Mex.

When I was in Mexico and asked where to find a taco, burrito, or tamale......they said go back to Texas for that crap!!
 
Well when I left school and started my first job away from home I had the following choice. Learn to cook or eat takeaways, fortunately my one friend was a chef from the Royal Navy so he gave me some great lessons and I have not looked back since. I still cannot understand when people tell me they cannot cook
 
I'm a pretty dern good cook myself and I will watch a cooking show or two when they are cooking good food. I've used my skills over the camp stove to cook many a meal when we were running the local Hare Scramble circuit and on weekend rides to other "dirt paradises" around the State. I have a standing invitation to ride with a couple groups at private riding areas which were earned thru the food I prepared for those were were riding with. My oldest son has to be careful, Kim will ask him what he wants to eat when he comes home and then she usually asks. . . "do you want mine or your dad's?" So far he has avoided the Wrath of Kim by not saying he wants mine each time. There are a few things she is not allowed to cook, those items are only cooked by me. A couple of those items have really surprised some of the real cooks in the family, they never thought I would be cooking them. Several times I've been told I missed my calling, I should have been a chuckwagon cook in the days of the cattle drives.
 
I cook....uhm....man food, keeps ya fed but not gonna win any culinary awards.......I tend to serve lots of beer or rum first...then you don't know how bad the food is lol.
I vote Hemi for TT site cook. (Cattle drive optional.) But next road trip bring the camp stove Hemi! Like my steaks rare, and my fried butter well done :y2:
With a side of angioplasty please!
 
Without giving away too many secrets here's a crowd favorite. . .

Cinnamon Apple Pull-Apart Bread


Bread
5 cups bread flour
1/2 cup sugar
2 Tbs. active dry yeast
2 tsp. salt
1 3/4 cup scalded milk; 120° F.
2 eggs; beaten
1/3 cup butter; melted

Filling
3 granny smith apples; peeled & chopped
3/4 cup raisins
3/4 cup walnuts; chopped
(I Don't Add These)
1 1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp. ground nutmeg
3/4 cup brown sugar
3 Tbs. butter; melted


Coating
1/2 cup butter; melted
3/4 cup sugar
1 1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon

Icing
2 cups powdered sugar
2 Tbs. hot water
1 tsp. vanilla extract

Prepare Dough: In a large bowl combine 2 cups of the flour, sugar, yeast, and salt. Stir to mix. Add milk,
eggs, and butter; beat until smooth. Mix in remaining flour 1 cup at a time and work until dough forms a
ball. Place dough on a floured board and knead for 5-7 minutes. Put dough in greased bowl, and turn once
so top side of dough is greased. Cover bowl and place in a warm area free from drafts until dough has
doubled in size.

Prepare Filling: In a small mixing bowl combine apples, raisins, walnuts, cinnamon, nutmeg, brown sugar,
and butter. Stir until brown sugar has dissolved and fruit is coated.
Prepare Coating: To a small bowl add 1/2 cup sugar and 1 tsp. cinnamon. Stir to mix well.
Assemble For Baking: Punch dough down and cut into thirds. Cut each third into 16 pieces. On a lightly
floured board pat each piece into a small 2 1/2" circle. Place 1 tsp. of the filling in the center of the circle;
wrap dough around filling pinching edges together to form a ball. Dip ball in melted butter and then roll in
cinnamon and sugar coating. Then place in a 12" deep Dutch oven starting around the outside working
towards the middle until bottom of oven is covered. Spoon 3/4 cup filling over top of rolls. Repeat process
until dough has been completely used. Cover oven and let raise for 30 minutes.
Bake using 8-10 briquettes bottom and 18-20 briquettes top for 30-40 minutes rotating oven and lid every
5-10 minutes until bread is just golden brown. Remove Dutch oven from heat and cool for 10 minutes with
the lid on, then turn out onto a serving platter.
Prepare frosting by mixing all ingredients together and beating until smooth. Drizzle frosting over top and sides of bread.

Serves: 12-14
 
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