Why I should not be banned from the garage!

[Gromit]

We're busy doing some upgrades in the garage with workbenches, cupboards etc and as some know, I'm banned from the garage because of the 'dangerous' thingies in there like nail guns and so on. Anyway, I was cleaning out parts of the garage today ready for somemore DIY this evening and discovered a box, on a shelf ordinarily well out of my reach! Up the ladder to see what was lurking and what do I find? THREE pairs of my gloves that I've been hunting for for at least a year! Hurumph! Had I not been banned, had the box not been on a shelf out of reach, I would've found my gloves ages ago and not 'had' to buy new ones!

From now on, the WHOLE house is mine, mine, mine and I'm going to be delving into every little corner available (with ladder in tow)!

 

[DaveM]

I bet someone is in trouble

 

[DaveB]

Oh gawd. Hell hath no fury like a woman who's had her gloves hidden from her.





Thank goodness it wasn't her shoes !

 

[Gromit]

Oh gawd. Thank goodness it wasn't her shoes !

Actually Dave, thanks for reminding me! I can't find my one pair of riding boots either! Hah! Back to the forbidden garage! My girlie-shoes are seriously off-limits to entire world!

 

[CarlS]

I am glad I am not Farside!!! :y24: :y24:

 

[Gromit]

Yeah, a right little Grumpy Gromit today - gotta do the 'hands on the hips' thing and then he just 'knows'

 

[DaveM]

Oh dear if those boots turn up then someone is in it deep

 

[Silli]

Farside...... hide your porn!!!

 

[Gromit]

AND, someone else is going to polish them! If they've been in the garage for a year, can you imagine what they'll look like not to mention the creepy-crawlies that are probably lurking inside by now!

 

[CarlS]

Farside, duck and take cover!

 

[DaveM]

Yeah whatever you do don't stick your hands in them

 

[Gromit]

Yeah whatever you do don't stick your hands in them

Haha, believe me I won't - that's why I have two men in the house! And I learnt the hard way to never ever stick your hands (or feet) into shoes/boots unless they've been thoroughly checked for goggas! (Insects and nasties)

 

[DaveM]

Many years ago we were in Cape Town and I was about to get into the bath. The next thing I noticed the shampoo bottle moving and this spider the size of my hand was on the bottle. I tell you is I was in the bath and reached for that bottle I would have ........... Well you know

 

[Rocky]

Many years ago we were in Cape Town and I was about to get into the bath. The next thing I noticed the shampoo bottle moving and this spider the size of my hand was on the bottle. I tell you is I was in the bath and reached for that bottle I would have ........... Well you know

Let's see....you would have screamed, or freaked out, or soiled the bath water, or fainted, or smashed it with your fist...or whiped out your Colt .45 and shot it

 

[devo]

From now on, the WHOLE house is mine, mine, mine and I'm going to be delving into every little corner available (with ladder in tow)!

May I suggest you keep out of your boys room.

 

[CarlS]

Now that is sage advice.

 

[keystiger]

But on the bright side you did get to go new glove shopping.

 

[DaveB]

Farside...... hide your porn!!!

Nice one!

It reminds me about the young boy talking to his mom and talking about the poor ladies on daddy's PC. "They're so poor they can't even afford clothes!"