Sense of humor

[hemibee]

Well it would appear that my sense of humor has really upset someone that I thought knew me. So before I offend anyone here I thought I would post this. . .

Which is pretty much what I told the offended "friend" after she finished her ride on her menstrual cycle. I don't think she appreciated my comment. The only problem I have is I have no idea what I did to set her off, wish I did know so I could do it again. Heck, my wife has never been that ticked off.


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[hemibee]

The Menstrual Cycle reference ...
[video=youtube;olKE4JfeKnw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olKE4JfeKnw[/video]

 

[dazco]

Who ever does?! (know what set them off) I've had them go off on me for not saying a word. I guess it was what i SHOULD have said. Whats that old saying....."ya can't win for losin'?". Them womens is crazy.

On a serious note, thats why i'm single. There more things to upset me in this life than i can handle as is, the last thing i need are several more per week that i can't even figure out what I did !

 

[dazco]

LOL!!!! "47 years ago".

 

[keystiger]

#1 YOU don't have to do ANYTHING to set them off.
#2. They will be SET OFF at some point,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, for no reason, what-so-ever.
#3. There is NOTHING you can do about #2.
#4 Accept, it was your fault.......apologize for doing what you have NO FREAKIN CLUE YOU DID and move on......
Because.......
#5.........YOU WILL NEVER WIN.....period........

They do NOT play by the rules....any rules for that matter......and we as men are NOT capable of understanding (because of our natural hormone "balance") what in the WORLD they are talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have contemplated the priesthood a time or two believe me.........but they have a really BAD rap these days, so, NOT. LOL.....

 

[Silli]

Keys

Brilliantly put!

 

[Gromit]

Are you guys throwing down a gauntlet?? :fight::fight2:

 

[DaveM]

Who us never we just have a great Sense of humor

 

[Gromit]

 

[DaveM]

 

[Silli]

Why is she speaking into a toilet roll..........?????

 

[Gromit]

He he he! Only you would ask that!

 

[shanered6]

i think we should respect and honer and cherish our women !...... especialy when they've just finnished the washing up !

 

[avion]

what's she doing in the bathroom?????!!!!

Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

 

[Silli]

I smell trouble..............

 

[DaveM]

what's she doing in the bathroom?????!!!!

Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

:fight3:

 

[Rocky]

I smell trouble..............

Me too This could become a slippery slope from which there is no escape

I worked with a guy who was fond of saying, "If God made anything better than women, he kept it for himself."
I never argued with that remark.

 

[Gromit]

what's she doing in the bathroom?????!!!!

Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

SHE'S BEEN PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN..............AGAIN! AND PUTTING A NEW ROLL OF PAPER IN BECAUSE MEN ARE INCAPABLE OF REPLACING THE LOO PAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now hand over the credit card!

 

[DaveM]

 

[Silli]

Nice try Gromit. The fact is that she is so confused by attempting to multi-task during a serious p.m.s. episode, that she has thrown her cell phone into the toilet
and is trying to call her therapist on a roll of toilet paper.

Now.... where shall I hide!