Good one Doug! 
Mackbook Air here. Used daily. Love the thing. Shannon has gone through 1 tablet, 2 pc based laptops (ready for a third the current Dell is toast as of last week ugh) and a "smart phone" in the 3 years I have been using this Mac, which I only bought because my 11 year old iMac finally crapped the bed....probably due to me taking it apart and trying to add more power/memory----ooops---- somethings you are better to "pay the guy" too fix.........my Macbook is still chuggin along, issue free....no viruses, no crashes......no offense p.c. guys. Only down side so far is some video content I can't open, but that really hasn't affected my life near as negatively as fixing/repairing her p.c's.

Mackbook Air here. Used daily. Love the thing. Shannon has gone through 1 tablet, 2 pc based laptops (ready for a third the current Dell is toast as of last week ugh) and a "smart phone" in the 3 years I have been using this Mac, which I only bought because my 11 year old iMac finally crapped the bed....probably due to me taking it apart and trying to add more power/memory----ooops---- somethings you are better to "pay the guy" too fix.........my Macbook is still chuggin along, issue free....no viruses, no crashes......no offense p.c. guys. Only down side so far is some video content I can't open, but that really hasn't affected my life near as negatively as fixing/repairing her p.c's.