What All The Ladies Want To Happen

[Gromit]

I've got the most excellent pair of summer riding pants - really great ones. Anyway, I haven't been able to squeeze the over-sized rear end into them for a couple of years :y8:

BUT............tried them on last night - perfect fit with a bit of room to spare! So great when you can get back into your 'skinny' clothes and you can get into them without lying on the floor, sucking in your breath and bulge, hook a coat-hanger into the zipper puller thing and spend 20 mins wrestling yourself into your jeans.

! Need summer pants with the heat wave we've been having! Yay!

 

[Silli]

This is one of those cases when whatever is said will be wrong.

 

[Gromit]

This is one of those cases when whatever is said will be wrong.

Hahahaha! Wise man Silli. Think carefully about you're about to say Better yet, becareful of what you're thinking too! I can read your mind!

 

[hemibee]

Mind mind is blank. . . That's my story and I'm sticking to it.


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[Gromit]

You guys seriously can't be scared of lil' ol' me now can you??

 

[DaveM]

 

[hemibee]

You guys seriously can't be scared of lil' ol' me now can you??

Who? Me? Naw, Texas is a big place and I know some good hiding places should you happen to see the image that went thru my mind on getting into skinny pants with a clothes hanger.


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[Gromit]

:y24::y24::y24: I know the scene all too well. I used to watch my sisters sweating and cussing and squirming into their jeans and wondered what the hell they were doing it for. Then I grew up..... and totally understood the torture! (I'm the late arrival - my sisters are a lot older than I am).

 

[Rocky]

Nothing warms the heart like a woman in a snug pair of pants
I may be old, but not too old to appreciate the finer things of life

 

[Dilligaf]

Does that Triumph make your butt look big?

 

[Gromit]

Does that Triumph make your butt look big?

:y24::y24::y24: Bravest one yet!

 

[hemibee]

Does that Triumph make your butt look big?

My butt makes my Triumph look small.


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[Gromit]

My butt makes my Triumph look small.


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OK, we're getting closer to the truth now

[video=youtube;nM8uRndlZIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM8uRndlZIA[/video]

 

[hemibee]

7 or 8 years ago we were getting in the truck to head out somewhere and Fat Bottom Girl's was playing and near the end of the song when I turned the radio on. My youngest was either 6 or 7 at the time and said; "I like fat bottomed girls!". My wife spun around in her seat and looked back at Kyle and asked; "What do you know about fat bottomed girls?" Without missing a beat his reply; "They make the rockin' world go round!". My oldest son and I about fell out of the truck. It got even funnier when we realized she had no clue what song was playing on the radio. I had to pull back into the driveway because I was laughing so hard I couldn't see thru the tears.


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[Dilligaf]

Fun story...LOL

 

[otherwise]

Freddie sure was THE showman, what a loss.

 

[DaveM]

He sure was and I just about saw one of the live shows when they were this side.

 

[Gromit]

Made a point of seeing Queen everytime they came to SA! Pure genius, the master of showmanship!

 

[CarlS]

Does that Triumph make your butt look big?