I want the bike that the Eskimo rode in the book,Snow Crash. One of the characters in the book had observed that everyone, including mafia godfathers, super-bad biker gangs, even arrogant cops, always treated this guy with the utmost respect; most people cowered and moved aside in his presence. Finally, the character asked someone why everyone feared this eskimo biker so much and was told 1) he was the wildest, craziest person on the planet, 2) he was totally unstable and prone to react violently to even the slightest thing, and 3) he carried a remote trigger to a hydrogen bomb mounted on his bike that would kill everything in a 30 mile radius.
Just happens that a friend of mine and a long time HD rider traded his Road King for a new Boss Hoss with a Corvette LS2 engine and he says he loves it!