Regular Brekkie Run Turns a Bit Nasty

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Avion and I met up on our Triumph 800 Cubbettes to do our regular Sunday morning run. We reached the venue OK and happened to meet up with the MD of Triumph SA who was on his 1200 Explorer
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and a couple of other Trumpey riders whom I know quite well
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The breakfast was great and we set off for home.

We stopped at our favourite spot, by the large oak trees in the Cradle of Humankind- UNESCO World Heritage Site.
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We only left them alone for a couple of minutes, but the inevitable occured-

the,

the dreaded
* * * Catfight! * * *


All hell broke loose. The screeching, wailing and hissing were unbelievable. Those claws aren't long but they're razor sharp and they were flailing with intent. Avion & I jumped in and we managed to eventually separate them.

But what a mess, and we had to clear it up quickly because we could feel the rumblings of a H.O.G. rideout in the vicinity and we couldn't stand the shame of the men in chaps seeing this feeble Cubbette handbags-at-five-paces nonsense!
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Some serious scolding was performed and the ultimate threat issued- that if they don't start behaving we'll ride each other's bikes within an inch of their lives (the length of the Krugersdorp Freeway @ 10,000 rpm). It seemed to do the trick....
 
Whilst it might appear that Mila & Keira are largely preoccupied with Miss ScratchYourEyesOut 2013-

"Bitch!",

"Slut!"​

they do have some other capabilities too. This morning they blew away a pair of Diavels :y2:, aided & abetted no doubt by the fact that the Ducati riders were a complete pair of plonkers. But it was still pretty COOL.
 
Great report :thumbup: The first cat fight for a new Tiger can be an interesting event for the owner never have experiencing one before. :y2:


Posting with Tapatalk while riding my Tiger 955i at 15 over the speed limit.
 
ROTFLROTFLROTFL brilliant !! how the hell i missid this one i dont know ! geat Dave !!! ....the other thing you'l have to watch for is at 8-9 months they'll coming in to there first season ! then they get realy grouchy :y2:
 
Mila is an 18 month old spinster who shares a garage with a horny Speed Triple called Angie (named after Angelina Jolie BTW) and therefore suffers from a crushing inferiority complex. Avion had to get her spayed at an early age. :y43:

Of course she's got no morals at all.....

Slapper.




Keira :y5: , is only 3 weeks old and has to share a garage with a disgruntled old Daytona (simply known as Duchess cos she's a grand old dame) that's got most of her internals and tubing all over the garage floor. She's a young lady of class (but a right little bitch when I'm not looking) pretending to look the other way. Yeah, I've got my eye on her....
 
My Tiger 955 was made of solid stock.
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I never did name her, but I should have called her Agnes or Gertrude. Anyway, she could go a bit when she wanted and she'd gather up her (thick tweed) skirts and put on a fair old gallop.

Wasn't elegant though :y4:
 
This thread is HYSTERICAL! :y46: Dave I love the original pics of the CATFIGHT! Very very well done! TUP

Now to this bike naming thing.....am I in the minority? I have owned 28 bikes over the years, and I only named two (My Speed3 called it either Widow Maker or Black B**ch because the damn thing tried to KILL me on a number of occasions, and my Harley which was un-affectionately called P.O.S. ) however none of the others got names. My current Tiger is usually just referred to as "BEASTIE"......

Maybe I need some help in the naming department? I smell a possible contest coming on................DaveM we need to talk! :y2:
 

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