I'm Bored

[Lioness]

This day is not going anywhere. Drag drag drag.....
Have caught up with everything, the phones are dead and you bunch of quiet people have nothing to say for yourselves. Must I start another controversial subject to get you all going again?

Lets see........

Nothing!!!!!!

Even my brain is lathergic.

How about.......

If your kids were only allowed to read one book in their lives, what would you tell them to read and why?

 

[DaveM]

Um don’t worry I already have, now where is Gromit :y114:

 

[RAFIKI]

[quote author=Lioness link=topic=951.msg6039#msg6039 date=1218017798]
This day is not going anywhere. Drag drag drag.....
Have caught up with everything, the phones are dead and you bunch of quiet people have nothing to say for yourselves. Must I start another controversial subject to get you all going again?

Lets see........

Nothing!!!!!!

Even my brain is lathergic.

How about.......

If your kids were only allowed to read one book in their lives, what would you tell them to read and why?
[/quote]
Debbie does Dallas :silent:

 

[Gromit]

War and Peace. It's a diificult read and it'll keep the kid busy and out of my hair for about a year! :silent:

 

[Gromit]

[quote author=Rafiki link=topic=951.msg6042#msg6042 date=1218020163]
Debbie does Dallas :silent:
[/quote]

That's a movie Rafiki NOT a book!

 

[Lioness]

He can't tell the difference :silent:

 

[Sugar Man]

Rafiki the porn king sisssssssssssssss man

 

[jmv2006]

[quote author=Lioness link=topic=951.msg6039#msg6039 date=1218017798]
... Must I start another controversial subject to get you all going again?[/quote]
Let me try!
Do you really want to see some "blood"?
Which is by far the very BEST and only true religion???
:y24: :y24: :y24:

 

[bigandaft]

Rastafarian, Love every-one, and go through life stoned :y115:

 

[jmv2006]

[quote author=bigandaft link=topic=951.msg6060#msg6060 date=1218025951]
Rastafarian, Love every-one, and go through life stoned :y115:
[/quote]Just because you like reggae…
… or is more fore the “spiritual use of cannabisâ€
By the way: I think that Haile Selassie was gay

 

[Lioness]

[quote author=bigandaft link=topic=951.msg6060#msg6060 date=1218025951]
Rastafarian, Love every-one, and go through life stoned :y115:
[/quote]


Best idea you've ever had except the rastafarian bit.
1. Takes too long to grow hair
2. Bob Marley had 15 different types of lice in his hair when he died.

 

[Lioness]

[quote author=jmv2006 link=topic=951.msg6065#msg6065 date=1218026385]
Just because you like reggae… don't like reggae
… or is more fore the “spiritual use of cannabis†yep yep
By the way: I think that Haile Selassie was gay WHY??????

[/quote]

 

[jmv2006]

[quote author=Lioness link=topic=951.msg6072#msg6072 date=1218026888]
Why???
[/quote]Just for the sake of an argument!

 

[jmv2006]

... And apparently Mohamed…!!!!
OK Dave! Please call the bomb disposal team!

 

[grandpaul]

Here you go, lioness:

Harley Davidson announced that it has purchased MV Agusta, one of the premier Italian marques from the classic era that has survived to become an elite sportbike manufacturer similar to Ducati.

They have already released spy photos of the first prototype, The MV-Rod:

Now you won't be bored thinking of limitless possibilities for customizing this bike!

Send all your suggestions through your local Harley-Davidson dealer.

 

[Gromit]

Brilliant GP!!! :y24:

 

[Gromit]

[quote author=jmv2006 link=topic=951.msg6077#msg6077 date=1218027241]
... And apparently Mohamed…!!!!
OK Dave! Please call the bomb disposal team!
[/quote]

Geez - you like to live on the wild side I see!

I think Buddah needs to go on a diet - he can't be that fat and happy if his followers live on rice!

 

[jmv2006]

[quote author=grandpaul link=topic=951.msg6087#msg6087 date=1218028879]
They have already released spy photos of the first prototype, The MV-Rod:
[/quote] :y24: :y24: :y24: :y24: :y24:

 

[Doug]

According to statistics compiled from forms which require such info.the fastest growing religion in the U.S. is JEDI !

 

[CarlS]

Hilarious, GP!!!