You've just done 200Ks on the bike, you're arse is killing you, only 20 Ks till home, I can make it, and then the car in front is doing 50 in a 70 zone, no place to over take, then 40 in the 60 zone, you're ARSE is on FIRE
do you pull over and take a brake? No, 5 Ks to go, then 30 in a 50 zone ? you can't feel you're legs
3 Ks to go, you start feeling sorry for Baboons
At last Granny turns off to Gods waiting room ( Old people's home), Home at last , can't get off bike
try and stand up and what is left of you're butt feels like it's still stuck to the slab of concrete that you call a seat
can't sit while sipping on a beer
The feeling is just starting to come back after 2 beers so risk a sitting down while on you're 3rd beer cursing that it's you're last beer
slow drivers SUCK.






