Deer attack

[hemibee]

Them there East Texas Whitetails are a rough bunch, don't try to take their smokes from them.

http://www.ketknbc.com/news/deer-attacks-two-men-then-takes-mans-cigarettes

 

[boofhead]

craving a smoke can make you do strange things sometimes

 

[Rocky]

Fun knee stuff
But even I know it's the rutting season and you're a fool to approach a wild buck this time of year - or any time for that matter.

 

[hemibee]

Which is even more of a reason to not upset his smoke break.

 

[keystiger]

Sad, sad day when a deer, after doing his manly (or deerly) duties can't relax and enjoy a cigarette, now with I.D. and age limits being cracked down on how is an under age sexually active Buck supposed to get a freakin cigarette ?!?!?!?! Sad sad day I say.

 

[The Seeker]

Morons should have just let the deer alone!

 

[otherwise]

Morons should have just let the deer alone!

+1

I particularly like chosen noun "Morons".

 

[The Seeker]

Deer around here can kill you for one thing. For another two things....the deer isn't bothering anyone and what, do you want to make friends with it or something? You can get Lyme Disease from deer ticks!

 

[hemibee]

I can't believe they were that stupid to actually approach the buck.

 

[CarlS]

Moron describes them perfectly.

 

[donroger1]

Intellectually challenged Rednecks. Wait. Is that redundant????