Gary
Member
Ok, I have owned and ridden almost continuously motorcycles for nearly 50 years now (nearly all brands, models and sizes), but I never once considered myself a "biker". The term has lots of implications and negative connotations that just don't fit me, and I don't approve of most of those implactions and connotations.
I am not a member of of any club, gang, brotherhood or similar group of bikers and have never vowed to any mutual protection alliance.
I bathe everyday at a minimum.
I do not have long hair, nor a beard or long sideburns or even a mustache; I shave everyday and get my hair cut every 3 weeks.
I change all of my clothes everyday for clean clothes.
I have a black leather jacket, but I also have several other riding jackets that range in colors and fabrics. I have no black leather hat, or black leather vest, or filthy blue jean vest, or leather pants, and no black leather boots. I do have some black leather chaps that I sometimes wear when riding on the interstate.
I don't frequent bars and you will never see my bike parked outside one.
I don't ride with packs. I tried it and found that it is riskier than speeding and lane splitting in rush hour traffice; the pack is no safer than the least experienced and worst rider.
I don't have a single T shirt with a brand name of anything on it; zero.
I don't own and never have owned a doo rag, nor a German helmet.
I have never commited a felony, a misdemeanor or even been arrested.
I don't want to look like a "biker" or someone posing as a "biker".
Call me a motorcyclist, a motorcycle enthusiast or simply a "rider", but don't call me a "biker".
I am not a member of of any club, gang, brotherhood or similar group of bikers and have never vowed to any mutual protection alliance.
I bathe everyday at a minimum.
I do not have long hair, nor a beard or long sideburns or even a mustache; I shave everyday and get my hair cut every 3 weeks.
I change all of my clothes everyday for clean clothes.
I have a black leather jacket, but I also have several other riding jackets that range in colors and fabrics. I have no black leather hat, or black leather vest, or filthy blue jean vest, or leather pants, and no black leather boots. I do have some black leather chaps that I sometimes wear when riding on the interstate.
I don't frequent bars and you will never see my bike parked outside one.
I don't ride with packs. I tried it and found that it is riskier than speeding and lane splitting in rush hour traffice; the pack is no safer than the least experienced and worst rider.
I don't have a single T shirt with a brand name of anything on it; zero.
I don't own and never have owned a doo rag, nor a German helmet.
I have never commited a felony, a misdemeanor or even been arrested.
I don't want to look like a "biker" or someone posing as a "biker".
Call me a motorcyclist, a motorcycle enthusiast or simply a "rider", but don't call me a "biker".