Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold
beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep
thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful than
getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting
kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up
with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and here is the
reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to
have another child."
On the other hand, you will never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would
like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep
thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful than
getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting
kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up
with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and here is the
reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to
have another child."
On the other hand, you will never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would
like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.