U.S. healthcare system update

[grandpaul]

Great news!

Under O'Bamacare, we will all be priviliged to receive FREE health screenings soon, after T.S.A. personnel are re-trained under thier proposed unionization plan.

Some of the new free screenings to be done at your local airport will include:

-Manual breast exams
-Prostate exams
-Colon exams

Just mention "bomb" and your exam will be expedited immediately!

(this will also get you the arm range-of-motion exam, and can include the pain threshold test)

 

[CarlS]

LOL! It would be funny if it were not so true!

 

[grandpaul]

I forgot to mention the free full-body x-ray / mri...

 

[CarlS]

Yep, you would pay good money for that at the hospital!

 

[Simmer]

:angry: :y114: :y114: Where is this country going?

Dave

 

[CarlS]

To hell in a hand basket!