The Wife......arrrggggg!!!

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So my Wife had to work late on Memorial Day.

I'm at home watching game 2 of the Stanley Cup finals and the phone rings....

She's calling to say that the car simply quit on her about 20 miles from home. It POURING down rain. I asked her if there were any warnings or sounds that might help me know what the problem was. She says that the check engine light came on first and that she figured she'd just get it home for me to look at. But then the battery light came on and the car just stopped running.

I figure the serpentine belt broke, the alternator isn't turning now, and the car died as a result. There was no way I was going to get a belt on a holiday night at 10 pm and drive out there to replace it in the rain!!!

Being AAA members, I called to get the car towed to a friend's repair shop and went there to pick her up. Of course.....somehow, someway this is all my fault and I heard nothing but hell for the remainder of the night and the next morning.

She had to be back at work Tuesday at 2 PM and we are fresh out of vehicles (since the truck is still not fixed, her Jaguar has been in the shop now for 2 Months, and she won't drive my manual shift MINI Cooper). I decided to just rent her a car for a day while we replaced the belt (or alternator if needed). Needless to say, the only rental place nearby has no cars to rent so it looks like I have to drive her to work and pick her up afterwards. Miraculously, the rental place calls and says they had a cancellation just in the nick of time.

Meanwhile, I go down to the shop to begin work on the car. Looking underneath the hood, the belt's OK...must be the alternator then. We put a jump-box in place of the alternator so we can start the car and move it inside to remove the alternator. But it refuses to start now, acting like it isn't getting any fuel. So now we're thinking fuel pump or a clogged filter. Then my friend happens to notice that the gas gauge is on "E".

Dammit if she didn't simply ran the thing out of gas!!!! :angry:
 
:y24: :y24: :y24: :y24: :y24: I've done that too. In my old VW Beetle and my bike! Beetle just died on me in peak hour traffic, at a traffic light! Caused a huge traffic jam pushing the Beetle into the emergency lane. Called my brother-in-law, a VW mechanic, from a pay phone (no mobiles in those days). First thing he asked was whether I'd put petrol in and ofcourse I said yes! He comes out to help me - it's freezing cold and misty. Checks everything, sees the fuel gauge reads "F" and asks again whether I'm sure there's petrol in. Yes of course there is - I put in ZAR10 a month ago but the fuel gauge doesn't work so I don't know how much is left! He didn't speak to me for months! :y72: Too embarrased to tell you about my bike episode! :silent: So glad to hear someone else did this! :ya2:
 
I have run out of gas on several occasions in and on various vehicles; but I knew what the problem was. :y114:

AJ, you know her running out of gas is your fault, too! :ya2:
 
[quote author=The Seeker link=topic=9471.msg46871#msg46871 date=1275505615]
She had the nerve to even say I gave her a POS car to drive while her Jaguar is in the shop.

It's my 2007 Cadillac!!!

Maybe a Caddy isn't a Jaguar, but at LEAST mine RUNS!
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:y24: :y24: The Jag will run to - if it has petrol!
 
On a happier note.....

I am going to get my Wife's Jaguar back today!!!

I've been in the doghouse since this thing broke (as if I had anything to do with that??).

It turned-out that a simple relay to the transmission had gone bad. When that went out, it cleared the memory in the ECU which stores the last settings that the car ran on. So the car was looking for all these settings, but they were not there anymore. One inexpensive relay ($14) and a re-programming of the ECU was all it took.

Now they only need to put all the interior panels back in place and get paid. The car had a Jaguar extended warranty on it (that I didn't even know about until now) which will cover 90% of the bill and I only need to pay for 2 hours labor (they had much more into it in diagnostics, etc). I will get away with only owing just under $200 of my own money. Yeah!!!
 
That sounds like a stroke of luck, not having to pay for all that labor on the jag. just make sure you have an alibi for any national tragedies or they might be your fault too. :silent:


mike
 
I have to admit that they treated me very well even though I worried that I may have to re-mortgage the house to pay them.

I didn't even know I had the extended warranty (which expires next Month).

They found a few other tiny problems that they fixed under it as well.
 
Doesn't everyone need an aluminum bodied, 200 MPH, 48 Valve, V-12 powered drop-top to haul manure and hay?

When they said I couldn't get a trailer hitch mounted on it, I told 'em it was pretty much worthless to me!
 
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