Tax

[DaveM]

Well I cannot believe this :tongue: :silent: I filed my tax online Thursday night. I had to check on something on my bank account today and the money has already been paid out to me :cash: :y114:

Now the thing is if I sell my Speedmaster and take this money I can afford to purchase a new T-bird :y114: BUT of course having contractors coming in to start work on my house tomorrow kills this little plan

So maybe next time :y114:

 

[devo]

tell the contractors you got no money
and tell your wife the contractors were unreliable,
and hide your new bike at my place. :happy:
:y18:

 

[Rocky]

:y115:

 

[otherwise]

[quote author=Devo link=topic=6245.msg34424#msg34424 date=1246828151]
tell the contractors you got no money
and tell your wife the contractors were unreliable,
and hide your new bike at my place. :happy:
:y18:
[/quote]

This type of thing works. I have a mate that got a new BMW every year without ever letting his wife know. The trick was to always get the same colour.

 

[dazco]

I don't need to tell you what i'm going to say, do i? Just do it....houses are for shelter and sleeping...they need not be nice. JUST DO IT!!!!!! :y114: The wife promised to love honor and obey...tell her to obey your wishes and let you spend it on whats REALLY important. (and handles great)

 

[dazco]

[quote author=otherwise link=topic=6245.msg34430#msg34430 date=1246835608]
This type of thing works. I have a mate that got a new BMW every year without ever letting his wife know. The trick was to always get the same colour.
[/quote]

LOL!!!! Brilliant !

 

[The Seeker]

I like Otherwise's suggestion...LOL ;-)

You could also move to the USA and they will give you an entire new house....they won't even expect you to repay them!!

 

[DaveM]

Well seeing it is my houses 10 year service seems I will just have to wait until I have saved up enough cash once again before I can ever consider the Bird :ya2:

 

[Roadrunner]

Love the thread. Dave I think most of us can relate :y18:

 

[DaveM]

And always remember you will always need twice the amount of money that you thought you would need when doing renovation. The plumber has just left and the guy to fix the floor tiles will be in tomorrow. Funny I did not think I had a plumbing problem or a floor tile problem before :silent: :y114:

 

[CarlS]

Dave, you have got to get your priories sorted out. A bike is a necessity; a house is a luxury! :ya2: :ya2:

 

[DaveM]

I am starting to feel this way :tongue: :y114: