I Am Looking At A New Hobby

[DaveM]

For when I retire and it looks like the pay is really great

Mind you I might still be a bit young for this one

Hatton Garden heist was 'largest burglary in English legal history'

Prosecution opens trial of four men over theft of up to £20m of valuables during vault raid in London’s diamond district.

John Collins, 74, of Islington, north London; Daniel Jones, 58, and Terry Perkins, 67, both of Enfield, north London; and Reader, of Dartford, Kent, pleaded guilty to conspiracy to burgle with intent to steal jewellery.

Hatton Garden heist was 'largest burglary in English legal history'

 

[Rocky]

Silly old farts! Did they really think they could get away with it!!!!!

I'm of the age, but can't wait for you to age Dave, so I'm off to the nearest vault to make a "withdrawal"

 

[DaveM]

So should we start planning our job now, we can use Triumph's as our getaway rides

 

[Rocky]

So should we start planning our job now, we can use Triumph's as our getaway rides

It's raining so I decided to make my "withdrawal" later

 

[hemibee]

Might want to do it in the rain, harder to track you in rain than it is that white stuff y'all get up your way.

 

[Rocky]

Might want to do it in the rain, harder to track you in rain than it is that white stuff y'all get up your way.

it's 13C (55F) today due to a southern band of warm air that's bringing us a lot of wind and rain.
Glad it's not colder or it could be that white stuff

 

[Qship]

Colder up this way. We got a little taste of the white goo today. Good day to rob a bank. All dem coppers is tied up at the numerous fender benders.

 

[DaveH]

Better to do these crimes while you are young - at least you have a bit of time to spend, what you squirrelled away, when you get out. At my age, by the time I had served 15 years, or so, it would be the high-life, spending it on care home fees, electric scooters and the most expensive liquidiser ever made. But, of course, they looked on the bright side - 10 to 15% chance of not being caught. It's 3 Degrees C, tonight, and definitely not the weather for speeding from a bank robbery, on a Triumph.