Not sure who it is, my son sent it on to me. He checks "Onion News Network" each morning for lots of this made up but funny stuff. It can be very irreverent at times but funny as a circus if you have an open mind.
Edit,
I just checked the other forum where I also posted that funny, got this reply, very good IMHO.
Do you want Lies with those Blues?
No, just give me those 12 Bars - on the Neck.
Some Slide on the side.
Skin under the Drumsticks. Triplett.
Four strings of Bass.
A Strat Pack
Oh - and some Coke