Just down the road from where I work we have this small shop that sells the normal odds and end plus they have a small takeaway as well. It belongs to a Chinese family and their command of the Hinglish Language is not that great. So each time I do need to purchase something I try and talk S-l-o-w-l-y and as distinctly as I possible can. Today I stop off and walk in and ask for a Coke Light. So off he walks and I stand and wait rather a long time. The next thing he returns with a tub and says to me one cully and lice (curry and rice) thanks you 
