Cats Pee

[Lioness]

So I was sitting in the drive way with the car idling this morning when hubby realised he left his phone in the house. About half an hour later a VERY pissed of hubby finally got to the car with his broken cell phone.

We have a boy cat (he was neutered when little) that all of a sardine likes to mark his territory. He obviously decided that the phone was a threat to his man hood and promptly peed on it. The phone was covered in stickly yellow goo that really smelt nice :angry: Hubby is on his way to MTN to see if they can fix it. We only realised now that the phone is NOT insured and he has only had it for 3 months. I don't understand why he doesn't think any of this is really funny. I suppose my boy will be in big trouble tonight. :wink:

 

[DaveM]

ooops sorry :silent:

 

[bigandaft]

I'm sooo glad that I know you guys, 'cause you really make my life, family etc look normal...
between your husband been to lazy to kak, your son destroying every thing with wheels, and your animals pissing on everything, I sit here and go ..... Thank God for friends like you :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18:

 

[CarlS]

:y24: :y24:

He has no sense of humor! :y114:

 

[Gromit]

:y130: :y24: :y24: At least we know who peed on his battery!!

 

[Lioness]

[quote author=bigandaft link=topic=1483.msg11235#msg11235 date=1221049422]
I'm sooo glad that I know you guys, 'cause you really make my life, family etc look normal...
between your husband been to lazy to k**, your son destroying every thing with wheels, and your animals pissing on everything, I sit here and go ..... Thank God for friends like you :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18:
[/quote][quote author=bigandaft link=topic=1483.msg11235#msg11235 date=1221049422]
I'm sooo glad that I know you guys, 'cause you really make my life, family etc look normal...
between your husband been to lazy to k**, your son destroying every thing with wheels, and your animals pissing on everything, I sit here and go ..... Thank God for friends like you :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18:
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It's always a pleasure my friend to cheer up your day. I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest your hairy armpits.

 

[CarlS]

[quote author=Lioness link=topic=1483.msg11247#msg11247 date=1221053852]
[quote author=bigandaft link=topic=1483.msg11235#msg11235 date=1221049422]
I'm sooo glad that I know you guys, 'cause you really make my life, family etc look normal...
between your husband been to lazy to k**, your son destroying every thing with wheels, and your animals pissing on everything, I sit here and go ..... Thank God for friends like you :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18:
[/quote][quote author=bigandaft link=topic=1483.msg11235#msg11235 date=1221049422]
I'm sooo glad that I know you guys, 'cause you really make my life, family etc look normal...
between your husband been to lazy to k**, your son destroying every thing with wheels, and your animals pissing on everything, I sit here and go ..... Thank God for friends like you :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18:
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It's always a pleasure my friend to cheer up your day. I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest your hairy armpits.
[/quote]

Thank you, Lioness for the entertainment!!! :y114:

 

[Lioness]

Anytime Carl - anytime

 

[dazco]

LOL! Thats funny as he||. Cats actually DO take revenge, i really believe that. Once i was staying at my sister's house while they were gone on vacation and i woke in the middle of the nite to the cat sitting next to my head meowing at me. I didn't realize what he wanted but my sister later told me he wanted to go out. They had a cat box so that never even occurred to me. So i said "go away" several times and he finally left. When he did it took about 5 seconds before i realized he left me a F U in the form of a very nasty smelling fart ! It was so obvious he did that on purpose just the way it happened. At least i really believe that. And i bet in your case hubby did something that pi$$ed the kitty off. I have no doubt he was getting revenge for one thing or another.

 

[CarlS]

Cats and dogs will take revenge.

 

[Silli]

Lioness..... "The Witch" also has a cat with similar habits. A neutered ginger tom. Its gross!

Now..... an interesting way to fix the phone. NB this works for phones dropped into pools etc.

1) Dismantle phone....remove battery....sim card...memory card, and anything else that can be removed.

2) Submerge phone in methylated spirits. Agitate. Leave for 5 mins.

3) Remove phone from meths and shake excess meths off.

4) Leave phone to dry in warm place for 24 hours.

5) Re-assemble phone

It should work.

(Courtesy of Popular Mechanics)

6) Ban cat from the house

:wink:

 

[gumpt1oo]

[quote author=Lioness link=topic=1483.msg11225#msg11225 date=1221048548]
So I was sitting in the drive way with the car idling this morning when hubby realised he left his phone in the house. About half an hour later a VERY pissed of hubby finally got to the car with his broken cell phone.

We have a boy cat (he was neutered when little) that all of a sardine likes to mark his territory. He obviously decided that the phone was a threat to his man hood and promptly peed on it. The phone was covered in stickly yellow goo that really smelt nice :angry: Hubby is on his way to MTN to see if they can fix it. We only realised now that the phone is NOT insured and he has only had it for 3 months. I don't understand why he doesn't think any of this is really funny. I suppose my boy will be in big trouble tonight. :wink:
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You need to get your hubby a new ringtone to remind him of the lovely pussycat. :wink:
Tom Jones' singing 'what's new pussycat' has just popped into my mind!

 

[Merlin]

[quote author=Gromit link=topic=1483.msg11245#msg11245 date=1221052864]
:y130: :y24: :y24: At least we know who peed on his battery!!
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:y24: :y24:

 

[devo]

Good humour Lioness.cheers
:y18:

 

[Lioness]

Phone is now in for repairs and my boy is not my hubby's best friend. He did leave a half chewed mouse next to his side of the bed as a "sorry" present though. :y24:

 

[Sugar Man]

[quote author=bigandaft link=topic=1483.msg11235#msg11235 date=1221049422]
I'm sooo glad that I know you guys, 'cause you really make my life, family etc look normal...
between your husband been to lazy to k**, your son destroying every thing with wheels, and your animals pissing on everything, I sit here and go ..... Thank God for friends like you :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18: :y18:
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:angry: :angry: ok you lot enough of the cats pee. :angry:my turn will come and i will have the last laugh,(cat missing) bigandaft you go ahead and have a big :y18: on me,hell i would,but as for me being lazy to kak heyyyyyyyyyyy that chirp was meant for all the rats over 85 kg (bigandaft,silli,farside eg) :tongue:i think that you lot really need to more than you eat ,well at least 4 times more but hey its not up to me to judge :y130: ok but i still love you a lot.but now we get to the : (puss) tonight she will get a real ass slapping,for posting the sorry tale of my phone ont the net.

 

[bigandaft]

Love you madly now

 

[Lioness]

:y96: I'm getting an ass whipping??? :y42: :y81:

 

[CarlS]

:y24: :y24: :y115:

 

[mjfrank]

Cats can retaliate. every year at christmas my wife would give the cat a catnip mouse in a stocking. One year she forgot and by the time we had finished opening our presents the cat realized he wasn't getting anything and squatted on the carpet right in front of us. It is like they know what buttons to push and they know what really pisses us off.

mike